Today you’re going to take a bunch of apples and juggle them.
“Oooh!” we’ll all cry in amazement as we watch you juggle apples.
“Thank you,” you’ll say before bowing and beginning your text trick.
Next you’ll take some coins and make them appear from behind someone’s ear.
“Oooooooh!” they’ll ululate, louder this time.
You’ll pause for applause before showering the audience with pennies, injuring one young man and then making everyone else overjoyed as they’re showered with hard, dirty, almost worthless money.
Then you’ll summon a young man named James to the stage. James will hail from South Carolina. He’ll be dressed in a suit and tie and he’ll look kind of sullen.
After they get a few seconds to catch just how sad James is you’ll begin the trick, tearing off James clothing to reveal a pink tank top and bright blue running shorts underneath, leading down to flawlessly shaved legs and a meticulously manicured pair of feet. You’ll give James a big old kiss on the mouth and he’ll light up, laughing in joy and holding on to your shoulder.
“I’m gay,” you’ll shout to your mom, who will be sitting in the back row, watching your show with increasing mystification.
The crowd will explode in joy.
Congratulations on Amazing Us With Your Parlor Tricks!
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