Today you’re going to be driving home from your job and you’re going to get lost.
“Shit!” you’ll shout at the sky. “Where the fuck am I?!”
You’ll shrug at the air and then drive to your wife’s sister’s house. She’ll open the door and smile at you.
“Hi!” she’ll say, waving at you energetically. You’ll wink at her and she’ll shrug. Then the two of you will go into her house and bone like wild boning machines.
“That was fair to middling,” she’ll declare the ceiling as you figure out just what to do next.
Eventually you’ll try to kill her with a pillow, but she’ll overpower you and force you to your car, where you’ll drive home because you know how to get from her house to your house pretty well. Maybe that’s why you went to her house in the first place. That and you’ve always liked her more than your wife for reasons you really couldn’t articulate.
Congratulations on Fucking Your Wife’s Sister!
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