You less “solved the mystery” and more “figured out a Hardy Boys book before the end.” It’s the first time you’ve done this. You’re in your mid forties.
We’d love to say that this is a product of your hard work, but really you just quit smoking weed a week and a half ago and your brain has begun recovering from the drug. A child should be able to do what you’ve accomplished.
On a totally unrelated note, we have no idea what your wife is doing with your best friend on Thursdays and Tuesdays. If we had to take an honest guess we’d assume that they’re planning a party for you.
Yeah. A party. That’s it.
Congratulations on solving the mystery.
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