When you read Congratulations on the Success of Your Niche Porn Site a few months ago you had an idea of how to get out of debt quickly and easily. While you didn’t think people would necessarily want to see you having sex (you’re an obese young man from Tennessee with a skin problem) you know that people who are in to really freaky shit tend to not care in the least what their porn stars look like.
So you borrowed some money from your parents to buy a video camera, locked the barn doors one night and went to town. Then you cataloged and edited the results and made Farmfucker.net, the world’s first amature beastiality website shot on a real working farm. It will also be the only beastiality site anyone here in the office is aware of where animals receive money shots.
It will be a colossal failure, generating almost no revenue from its two or three dozen long term members. You won’t even make enough to pay your domain fees, and it’ll make getting jobs in the future that much harder because you registered the domain in your real name.
It was a huge mistake, really, all around. Also, your dad is going to be pissed and your folks won’t want to drink milk from any of the animals you slept with anymore.
But hey, you found out what it would be like to fuck a sheep, so it really wasn’t a total bust. Congratulations Farmfucker!
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