Hacky sack is a big cultural phenomenon. Huge! But there’s something that’s been missing from hacky sack culture since its inception: a solid set of rules that people can readily refer to (also black people). Today you’re going to correct that error.
Today you’re going to sit down with a loaded bong, take a monster rip off it and start writing down the rules to hacky sack starting with the first and most important rule: don’t harsh the vibe. But even as you finish your guide with the all important don’t be a dick rule you’ll know that something is missing. Traditionally hacky sack players aren’t big readers, and your guide book will be all words. Way harsh, bro!
So you’ll load up the bong anew and sit down again and draw a picture to accompany each set of lame, bullshit words that try to describe the recipe for majesty that is hacky sack. When you’re done you’ll have a crudely drawn comic strip that effectively communicates how to be an annoying douche playing a sport that no one cares about anymore. Your day will be done and you’ll return to bed promptly at 6 PM. It’ll be the fullest day you’ve had in quite a while!
Congratulations on Illustrating the Rules of Hacky Sack!
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