You’re a guy named Barry with giant teeth.
“HEY LADIES!” you’ll shout at some ladies because you have huge teeth which force you to shout in order to say anything.
“Hi Barry,” one of them will respond, waving at you as you walk down the street.
“HAVE A GOOD DAY!” you’ll shout at them as they leave.
None of them will respond, but they’ll have a great day anyway because you’re Bicuspid Barry and that crazy swamp-witch cursed you with the power to grant anyone but yourself good luck. We hope you find a way to translate that into wealth or at least some interesting sex for yourself soon, by the way.
Congratulations Bicuspid Barry!
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