Normally when this phrase is used it’s intended to denigrate the speech of someone who just lets shit pour out of their mouth unchecked. But today it’s going to refer to an event which will occur after a night of heavy drinking, while you walk through Sommerville in order to reach Mass Ave and catch a bus to your lonely little on bedroom overlooking an old folks near the Lexington border.
You and your “bro” will be laughing especially hard at a really dumb racist joke when the alcohol will take over and you’ll literally vomit words in the form of partially digested alphabet soup. The words will go everywhere, so it’ll be kind of hard to really get anything solid out of them but we can tell you that some of the more interesting random collections of words will include “sad,” “fun,” and “desperation.” We’re pleasantly surprised here in the office at that last one.
We hope you take this opportunity to reconsider your life and maybe think about moving back in with your parents. They love you and they, like everyone else in the world who knows you even tangentially, is really worried about you.
Congratulations on Vomiting Words!
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