You know in those retarded sports movies about inspiring animals playing sports and leading a struggling team of human players to victory when some douchebag stands up and says “there’s no rule a dog can’t play basketball?” Well, today you’re the lawyer that asshat hired to prove his case. You’ll spend a total of seventeen billable hours preparing for what is an easy and straightforward case, and you’ll spend a total of two hours in court making sure it all goes down smooth. In the end you’ll make twenty thousand dollars for the entire affair. You’ll be depicted by Alec Baldwin in the made for TV version of the story about the basketball playing dog, in what will be called by many “the death knell of Baldwin’s career.”
Congratulations on Proving There’s No Rules That Says a Dog Can’t Play Basketball!
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