Many gang members earn their nicknames because they have special skills or traits. Black Eye Mary, for example, is a retired middleweight boxer who can level a man twice her size with a well placed blow. Tom Gun Tommy is a sociopath with a reputation for firing automatic weapons into crowds during heists and then using the ensuing chaos to escape.
You, however, will not be so lucky. You will earn your nickname in the early hours of Thursday when you are set upon by a group of rival gang members in the pre-dawn gray. While you’ll put up a good fight they’ll eventually overpower you and do what gangs do when they overpower their foes: take turns raping your incapacitated body.
They’ll stick their be-warted penises in just about every hole you have without fail for almost forty five minutes before they feel even a little bored. And that’s when, understandably, one of the gang members will ram his penis into your eye socket, just to see what it’s like.
He’ll give it a few good thrusts before he decides that he doesn’t really like the feel of viscous fluid and tears all over his dick. Then he’ll hit you in the head with the butt of a gun hard and knock you unconscious. You’ll be found by a middle aged woman walking her dog the next day and rushed to the ICU, where doctors will, remarkably enough, find a way to save your eye. You will forever thereafter be known as Skullfuck Joe, and will be known for the furious vengeance you mete out upon skullfuckers the world over.
Congratulations Skullfuck Joe!
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