Today it’s going to happen. It’s going to be a wondrous thing, more wondrous than anything most people get to see during their brief, furious lives, and the only tragedy is that you’ll never be able to tell anyone about it.
Today a small group of mostly sentient mice from Korea will arrive at your apartment looking for a better life. The two of you will enter negotiations and, after a brief debate, establish an agreement, the terms of which dictate that you offer them room and board and they, in turn, act as animators for your ground breaking erotic cartoon show. It will be a tremendous success and you’ll be selling DVDs of Cherry the Cuntthirsty Cockatrice in bushels.
Bushels, man.
Congratulations on Becoming a Successful Cartoonist!
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