Tomorrow night when you try to burst in on your wife having sex with another man in the shower she’s going to respond the only way she knows how: by squeezing the shampoo bottle into your face. It’ll hurt a lot and you won’t be able to see anything, which will suck because you wanted to get a good look at the guy so you could potentially beat him up later.
After you’ve been blinded you’ll slip and fall in the shower, dragging down the curtain and royally freaking out your wife in the process. You’ll pass out in there, waking up hours later with cold water raining down on your head, shivering, the shampoo cleared from your eyes. It’ll be the closest you’ve come to sex in a shower since your wedding night, four years ago.
Congratulations on Being Blinded by Shampoo!
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