Today you’re going to do something you’ve always wanted to do. You’re going to squeeze your lactating boob until milk comes out and then drop it into your coffee. You’ll serve it to him, waiting attentively by his side as he samples it.
He’ll sip, then look up, then sip a little more. When he opens his mouth to speak you’ll hold your breath.
“Why does my coffee taste like whore?” he’ll ask.
Congratulations on Tricking Your Husband!
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