Today you and your boyfriend are going to fuck in a hotel room in Tucson. It’ll be a shitty place to start with but the two of you will have unprotected anal sex without any sort of dietary or rectal preparation. The entire room will be stained with unintentional slips of shit and blood all over the carpet and the sheets. Your boyfriend will joke about smearing some on the walls, just to fuck with the conservative cleaning lady but you’ll tell him that the cleaning lady is probably some poor immigrant who doesn’t care about the two of you and wouldn’t even look twice if you walked out of a Starbucks holding hands. He’ll be angry and refuse to hold you or even talk to you in bed. After a while it’ll get old and you’ll hop out of bed to take a shower and wonder why you didn’t start to leave Arizona sooner.
Congratulations on Trashing Your Hotel Room!
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