Today is a day for getting discounted blowjobs. But the discount may be minor if the blowjob is more or less your average blowjob. For example let’s say your wife sucks you off while wearing dungarees. This will barely result in you receiving any kind of reduced blowjob charge. But let’s say your wife blows you while pleasuring herself with the pope staff and dressed like Amelia Ehrheardt? That’ll have a nice discount attached to it.
Other irregular blowjobs include blowjobs while some dude watches, blowjobs from people you work with, blowjobs from teachers you used to have crushes on who have since aged, blowjobs from political figures, blowjobs from furries and, of course, Grab Bag.
We suggest taking advantage of today’s wondrous holiday and receive a slightly irregular blowjob of your own, shouting “Congratulations, It’s Slightly Irregular Blowjob Day!” in accordance with the holiday’s rules.
Congratulations, It’s Slightly Irregular Blowjob Day!
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