Monday, September 6, 2010

Congratulations on Making Porn Boring!

Today you’re going to release a pornographic film which depicts a close-up shot of a penis in a vagina for forty-five minutes. They’ll both be shaven, totally normal looking human genitals, displayed on camera without context for forty-five minutes. What could’ve been an enchanting or engrossing display of erotic endurance or the hideousness of human sexuality will instead be the single most boring, de-contextualized display of genitals in the history of modern cinema.

Congratulations on Making Porn Boring!

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