Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Congratulations on Moving Into a Glass House!

Contrary to what people say all the time glass houses are more or less stone proof. Well, stone resistant at least. Otherwise you’d constantly be losing windows every time a strong wind came up or some stones were kicked up by a passing car. What you’re really going to have to look out for are ex-girlfriends and strangers who want to see you naked. We suggest either working out a lot or getting more curtains. Also, you might want to masturbate a little bit less. We don’t want you to stop altogether, it just might make people a little uncomfortable if they knew how often you fapped it.

Congratulations on Moving Into a Glass House!

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