Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Congratulations on Finding Out You Like Being Choked!

During a freak accident in a factory where you work your penis is going to be caught in a set of very well lubricated, surprisingly soft gears. At the same time a fan belt which snapped during the accident will wrap around your neck and start to pull you upwards, partially restricting the flow of oxygen to your brain.

The motion of the gears will force you in and out without tearing off your dick, which is super implausible. At the same time the motion will pull you down and push you back, slackening the fan belt and allowing just enough blood into your brain to keep you conscious.

It’ll be the single most pleasant experience of your life, and you’ll ejaculate three times before you’re finally rescued and hospitalized. You’ll feel like you discovered an important part of yourself, a fundamental truth that you would’ve spent your entire life denying had you discovered it any other way.

Now if only you could find a partner who would choke you during coitus. Or a partner at all.

Congratulations on Finding Out You Like Being Choked!

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