Today is the first day of your life. Today you’re going to make your first attempt at Big Rig Riiding. Big Rig Riding is the latest Extreme Urban Sport that no one really does, which revolves around leaping from overpasses on to fast moving trucks and trying to stay on them as long as you can without being hurled off. It usually ends immediately when the person who leaps on top of an eighteen wheeler is hurled on to the street where they’re summarily struck by multiple other vehicles.
“This is a terrible idea,” your friend Jed will tell you. Jed will still be dressed in his work clothes. He’ll have come down straight from there because he doesn’t want you to kill yourself.
“Shut up, tool,” Jessie will shout at him. Jessie is the really hot girl who will have convinced you to try doing this. She’ll have short dyed hair and she’ll be wearing a tank top. Her cleavage will be awesome.
“Quiet! Both of you!” you’ll shout. Then you’ll speak a little quieter. “I need to think.”
Jed will sigh. “Dude. Don’t jump off an overpass and try to ride an eighteen wheeler. You’ll probably just die, and even if you don’t die you’re going to end up being severely injured,” he’ll say.
Jessie will snort. “If you jump and make it I’ll totally give you a handjob. Maybe more, depending on how your dick looks.”
You’ll spend a moment pondering their statements. You do like living, but Jessie is really attractive, and your dick is nice enough that you could probably get at least a blowjob out of her, really, maybe even more depending on how badly you were injured.
You’ll leap off the overpass on to a rapidly approaching eighteen wheeler.
“Sorry man!” you’ll shout at Jed, who will shrug and give Jessie the finger as he leaves to go back to work.
Congratulations on Leaping From the Overpass!
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