Cats are easily entertained, and not just because they’re stoned all the time. They’re laid back, zen creatures who have come to terms long ago with the absurdity and pain that governs the world we live in, and they’re not afraid to smirk at us when we invest too much of ourselves in that absurdity.
But even cats have limits, as you’ll prove today. While recounting office gossip to your cat, who really just wanted to watch Gilmore Girls on your lap, you’ll prove so incredibly boring and distracting that your cat will get up and leave, seeking out a nice quiet corner of your apartment where it can lick its own anus in peace. Because licking one’s own asshole is more pleasant than listening to you yammer on endlessly.
Congratulations on Boring the Shit Out of Your Cat!
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