Today you’re the containment unit on a spaceship’s reactor. You’re going to fail, bathing the crew in horrible radiation and forcing them to overcome personal and professional adversity in order to survive. Or try, at least. You’ll kill all of them except for the brilliant, overlooked, hot, Mexican female engineer, the black guy who is blind but concealed his blindness from recruiters so he could join the space-navy and this well rounded white slacker dude who doesn’t really have a personality. Even though white guy and Mexican-lady were going after the same promotion they’ll put their rivalry aside to fix the horrible mistake you’re going to make. And the painstakingly de-sexualized black dude? He’ll teach us a lesson about how people with darker skin tones and blind people can totally accomplish all the same shit that white middle class people with no real problems can, sometimes more.
You’ll teach us so much through your failure that it’ll be hard to get angry at you directly for killing eighty three people.
Congratulations Failing Containment Unit!
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