Today you're going try and wash your mouth out after brushing your teeth and find that your mouthwash scalds the inside of your mouth.
"What the fuck?!" you'll cry. Your wife will just smile.
"Oh, I replaced it with rattlesnake venom," she'll demur, grabbing your dick and smiling like she plans on cutting it off and eating it later.
"Does that have any restorative properties?" you'll whimper. She'll shake her head, no.
Congratulations on Realizing You Shouldn't Have Fucked Your Wife's Sister!
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