You’re a student studying totally legitimate massage therapy and today you’re going to realize how stupid your career choice is.
“Why am I studying legitimate massage therapy when I could just as easily be studying erotic massage therapy instead?” you’ll say as you knead the small of a man’s back to relieve tension.
“I have no idea,” he’ll say, turning over.
The two of you will look one another in the eye and smile, then shake hands. Then you’ll start jacking him off.
When he comes he’ll shiver with delight, and as he leaves he’ll drop a hundred dollars on the massage table.
“I think you dropped a hundred dollars there, sir,” you’ll say as he leaves.
“I don’t think so,” he’ll reply, winking.
You’ll be sitting around reading romance novels for several hours afterwords before it dawns on you that that man paid you to jack him off. This realization will form the kernel of a business strategy you probably should’ve come up with ages ago that will propel you into financial stability and out of crippling student loans that you had to take out to go to massage therapy school.
Congratulations Massage Therapy Student!
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