There are people on the earth with faces that just make them look like bitches. You are one of those people. You are a Bitchface.
You lead a quiet, unassuming life, doing your best to compensate for the bitchiness your face implies to everyone who gazes upon you. But sometimes life challenges your desire for anonymity, and you’re forced to come out and reveal yourself to actually be a full on bitch or to something less than a bitch.
Today isn’t going to be one of those days. Today you’re just going to win the lottery. It’s going to be pretty cool, and you’re going to get a few extra thousand off the power ball ticket you bought on a whim. It won’t make you look like less of a bitch though.
Congratulations Bitchface!
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