Today you’re going to put on a wonderful white wedding dress and just ruin it. Really just trash it. You should’ve known better, given your acidic skin. But these things happen, and even though you and your husband are out ten grand it’s no big, since you're famous mutant bankrobbers. So really, the dress is going to be kind of a wash. The only one who will really be upset will be the tailor, and she won’t be too bummed since she’ll still get paid.
Congratulations on Ruining Your Wedding Dress!
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