Today will mark the successful arbitration of human resources issue ticket #49271, relating to the previous two days postings. The settlement was reached when the wronged parties (women) agreed to occasionally lez out according to personal choice and allow us to retain the previous two days’ posts in order to “make everyone’s lives easier.”
The offending party (men) agreed to issue a formal apology and purchase and sign an apology card featuring at least one bear with a heart, declaring that it is “beary sorry.” They also agreed to “fag it up for a night” while the women watched, will be occurring later this evening.
We hope this allows all of us to move as professionals and people and that no one posts anything that occurs later tonight on Youtube.
Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time at Sexy Results Future Agency.
Congratulations on Your Successful Office Issue Arbitration!
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