Today you’re a sassy courtroom stenographer engaged in a hot illicit affair with a lawyer who’s attempting to acquire evidence so he can expose your hot illicit affair with a circuit court judge. He’ll be working with a lady reporter who you’re also having an affair with so that the story can get national press when it finally breaks.
In order to stop the story from breaking you’re going to spend the entirety of this Friday redacting various documents and the transcripts you’ve been keeping of your hot, steamy affairs with the aforementioned individuals, as well as the governor of the fine state in which you reside, the district attorney and the businessman under indictment for fraud.
In the end you’ll save your own skin as well as the skin of the judge, who is the only person you’re sleeping with who isn’t kind of a dick through your tireless editorial efforts. But we’d like to point out that this whole thing could be solved if you just looked a little bit farther a field for partners instead of banging your way through your office every other weekend.
Congratulations on Redacting That Statement!
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