Congratulations Cancelled Due to Ladies Night!

This Wednesday’s Sexy Results Future Prediction has been cancelled due to an event called Ladies Night. This event occurs each fortnightly on a Wednesday and is a chance for the women of the Sexy Results Future Agency to unwind in one another’s company.

Normally this means the male staff of Sexy Results steps up to the challenge and accomplishes their mission admirably, delivering you the bargain bin predictions you crave like the sick fucking animals you are. But the male employees of Sexy Results have grown curious as to just what transpires during Ladies Night and have, as such, spent a large amount of time constructing homemade costumes and devising an overall surveillance plan in order to trail the ladies and find out if they do, as Johnson claims, actually “lez out” on Ladies Night.

We were all up super late making our costumes (which turned out really well, by the way, thanks for asking) and so we’re totally shitting out on our predictive duties. Instead we’ll just try to let you what goes down on what will no doubt be an incredible misadventure through the streets of an readily interchangeable American metropolis starring the Ladies of Sexy Results!

Congratulations Cancelled Due to Ladies Night!