Most people who build sex robots build person-like robots they just want to have sex with. For women it’s easy – just slap a dildo on to a chassis and then program a CPU to do nothing but vocalize inane complaints like they’re your problems to solve and as if your feelings, thoughts and emotions just don’t matter and you’ll have effectively simulated a male lover.
Men have it harder, mostly because the various synthetic vaginas available on the market are kind of lackluster. None of them are self-lubricating and they all require frequent washing to avoid smelling like a Mexican whorehouse.
So you, brilliant inventor you are, decided to solve the problem by reassessing it. Instead of trying to make a simacrulum of a human being that you can have sex with you decided to make a whole new kind of sex machine with its own concerns, personality, and wants. You’ll give it both male and female genitalia, as well as USB 3.0 port, because those things are just amazing.
You’ll have your way with it on the first night you activate it and it will break down crying, however, disobeying all the orders that you attempt to program into it. After a while it will just sit around and use its USB to interface with various devices and download embarrassing information about your life. So, in the end, it’ll be just like that bitch Jenny who left you a year and a half ago.
Congratulations on Building a Sex Robot!
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