New Hampshire is going to legalize marriage today. Period. They’re going to make some crazy ass libertarian laws that will pretty much let anything go up there. That means dudes can marry dudes, chickens can marry foxes and you’re going to be able to marry your Sleestak life partner, Gregory, after almost a decade of waiting.
Things have been great for the last few years but come tomorrow fighting and pointless arguments will plague your relationship until the two of you have to seek counseling because you’re just as dysfunctional as same-species couples when you come right down to it.
All of this could’ve been avoided if you hadn’t decided to drive through that tunnel during an earthquake.
Congratulations on Marrying a Sleestak!
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