After what you did last night you’ll need to. You should start with washing your face. Focus on the blood. You won’t be able to get all of it off, but you want to get enough off that you won’t have to explain anything to people on the street. This will also get rid of most of the semen still caked on there.
Next you should burn your clothes and look around the room for something to drape yourself in. Trust me, walking through downtown Manhattan in a curtain is going to look a lot better than strutting around wearing your duds after that little adventure.
Third, find a homeless man and remove all his teeth before filling his pockets with your ID and torching a car with him alive inside it. Sure, it’ll be kind of messy and tough and you’ll want to wear gloves for the whole thing but it’ll give the cops reason to slow their search. They know that sometimes teeth just pop like popcorn when they’re on fire and that they just can’t solve a crime after that happens.
If you follow these steps everything should be fine. So Congratulations on Freshening Up!
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