Saturday, September 29, 2012

Congratulations on Proving the Liberal Media Conspiracy Exists!



 Today you’re going to step into a boardroom where all of the liberal media figureheads (you know the ones!) are seated around a table talking about how to make Comrade Obama president for another semester or whatever the fuck they call it here.

You’ll turn your phone on and record the whole thing, sending it to the one organization that can get the truth out: the website Brazzers.

Two weeks later a porn parody detailing the events of your shakily taken cell phone video will be out and Brazzers will have again changed the face of journalism forever by giving Americans something interesting to masturbate to.

Kudos to you, Brazzers, for not making your porn excessively rapey most of the time.

Congratulations on Proving the Liberal Media Conspiracy Exists!

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