Congratulations Frenetic Cow!

OH SHIT GRAAAASS!

Grass in your mouth, grass in your mouth and then GRASS IN YOUR TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY! THREE TIMES GRASS TUMMY!

Chew chew chew vomit a little into your own mouth chew chew chew chew POOP.

Nom nom nom nom PERSON BEHIND A FENCE whatevs NOM NOM NOM NOM every single blade of grass is yours except the ones you can’t see and WHY DOES THAT MAN HAVE A POLE? OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK MOO LOUDER.

You think you’d like to nap now or maybe eat more or grass or maybe find that man who gave you those pills but maybe not maybe you think it’s okay to just be a cow for a little while instead of being a cow on an absolutely absurd amount of speed.

Congratulations Frenetic Cow!