Thursday, February 13, 2014

Congratulations Finger Licking Chicken!



As the teeth rip through the charred remains of your musculature, you'll wish, thought against thought, that you could make some utterance, some sound declaring the pain you're experiencing.  But you will be a piece of chicken, incapable of making any sort of coherent sound.  You will not be able to express even the most basic concepts of the pain you are experiencing, and, due to your lack of a central nervous system, you won't even be able to trust the sweet embrace of unconsciousness as the pain bubbles over the limits of what perception should permit.

When relief does come, it will be brief, as you travel through the slimy darkness of the esophagus and towards the stomach.  The slick, warm between-space of the body will feel soothing against your unskin as you slide towards nothingness.  You'll know, in that between space, that pain is coming again soon, that you will, ere long, be seared in acid.  But you'll feel a sort of relief knowing that this moment will not be able to be taken from you, and that the moments that follow, wherein you mingle with other particulate matter in the bowel of a human named "Joseph Biden," will also, through and through, be yours forever.  If you could speak you'd tell the other foods not to be afraid.  If you could write, you'd write a book encouraging people to embrace each moment of their lives without question.  It would sell pretty well - that dude eating you is sort of a big deal in some circles.

Congratulations Finger Licking Chicken!

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