Congratulations Renaldo Rinaldo!

Ah!  Famed opera singer/songerwriter Renaldo Rinaldo!  Yours is a heavy heart, for though you write many songs declaring love towards all, you yourself have never known love.  It is a difficult situation for you to be in, Renaldo Rinaldo.  You’ve spent so long looking for love that you’ve almost completely given up hope.  You’ve stopped dating, stopped going out.  Hell, you’ve even stepped shopping for yourself since you keep on trying to fall in love with random men and women you see in the produce section.

Well, today you’re going to order a pizza.  And when that pizza shows up it’s going to be delivered by an absolutely gorgeous young man.  When you open your door you’ll immediately begin crooning at him, making opera-type sounds of your word-box.  You’ll stand there at your door while he holds your pizzas for a solid ten minutes as you spout your music talk at him.  When you finish, he’ll wipe a tear from his eye and nod at you before simply saying: “Si.”

You’ll reach forward, grab his head, and kiss him softly on the lips.  Then you’ll take him inside and roughly make love to him while he calls his supervisor and informs him that he won’t be coming back to work anymore but that he’ll stop in later that night with money for the pizza.  When you finish inside him you’ll feel complete.  You won’t know exactly what’s going on inside his head, but he’ll look okay, and you won’t be overly concerned.  This warm feeling, paired with the intense satisfaction of an ass well fucked, will be as close to true love as you’ve ever known.  You’ll drift off to sleep on top of his back, snoring peacefully without a care in the world.

Congratulations Renaldo Rinaldo!

Ah!  Famed opera singer/songerwriter Renaldo Rinaldo!  Yours is a heavy heart, for though you write many songs declaring love towards all, you yourself have never known love.  It is a difficult situation for you to be in, Renaldo Rinaldo.  You’ve spent so long looking for love that you’ve almost completely given up hope.  You’ve stopped dating, stopped going out.  Hell, you’ve even stepped shopping for yourself since you keep on trying to fall in love with random men and women you see in the produce section.

Well, today you’re going to order a pizza.  And when that pizza shows up it’s going to be delivered by an absolutely gorgeous young man.  When you open your door you’ll immediately begin crooning at him, making opera-type sounds of your word-box.  You’ll stand there at your door while he holds your pizzas for a solid ten minutes as you spout your music talk at him.  When you finish, he’ll wipe a tear from his eye and nod at you before simply saying: “Si.”

You’ll reach forward, grab his head, and kiss him softly on the lips.  Then you’ll take him inside and roughly make love to him while he calls his supervisor and informs him that he won’t be coming back to work anymore but that he’ll stop in later that night with money for the pizza.  When you finish inside him you’ll feel complete.  You won’t know exactly what’s going on inside his head, but he’ll look okay, and you won’t be overly concerned.  This warm feeling, paired with the intense satisfaction of an ass well fucked, will be as close to true love as you’ve ever known.  You’ll drift off to sleep on top of his back, snoring peacefully without a care in the world.

Congratulations Renaldo Rinaldo!