Congratulations Handsome Fellow!

While the two of you are driving home from work, she’ll look up at you from your lap.

“God you’re pretty,” she’ll murmur.  You’ll respond by placing your hand at the base of her neck and stroking her there gently.

“Thanks,” you’ll reply, smiling down at her.

“Fuck I’m wet,” she’ll mumble into your dick before resuming her enthusiastic oral endeavor.  You’ll continue to make polite comments and thank her for sucking your dick.  You’ll also list off various chores you plan to do around the house to help her out.  You won’t notice that she’s been masturbating until she comes, shivering, kicking wildly at the passenger side door, at which point you’ll realize that you’ve been kind of rude by not coming and ask her.

“Do you want me to come?”

She’ll nod with your dick still in her mouth (which will be a little painful, but you won’t complain) and you’ll say “Oh, god, sorry,” and then, groaning with the effort, shoot a load into the back of her throat.

You’ll thank your co-worker and invite her back to your place for sushi take-out.  She’ll demurely accept on the pretense that the two of you will sixty-nine and then talk about feminist theorists and watch episodes of Mad Men until you’re ready to fuck again.  All in all a pretty standard Friday for you, spent ruining women’s expectations of men for the rest of your sex.

Congratulations Handsome Fellow!