It’s been years since you worked, but you don’t let that get
you down. Charming multiculturalism,
filtered through a weird nigh fascistic interpretation of diversity as “people
who look different” rather than “people who think different” isn’t the worst
conceivable thing you could’ve done with your life. It’s actually the sixth worst, and today you’re
going to get desperate enough to do number five.
Today the money you made from making Benniton commercials is
going to dry up. That means you’re going
to have to turn to your old trade of pimping to pay the bills. So today you’re going to dust your fancy hat
off, find your cane from its place in the back of your closet and buy a new fur
coat that fits your aging body with what’s left of your savings. Then you’ll collect your ethnically diverse
prostitutes and set out to rule the sex trade of Dearborn Michigan with an iron
(diversely colored) fist.
It’ll be a pretty decent run until a fifteen year old gang
member shoots you in the face during a recruitment meeting, throwing your
criminal empire into chaos. But that won’t
happen for at least another two months.
Enjoy the ride until then!
Congratulations Benniton Ad Maker!
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