Congratulations on Convincing the Giraffe to Join You!

You’ll find Neck McGee on your way back to the city with your sister.  He’ll be sitting in the roadside diner, just where the PI you hired said he’d be, smoking a cigarette and staring into a cup of coffee like it held the answer for every bad decision he’d ever made.

“Whaddya want?” he’ll murmur without meeting your eyes.

“We need you, Neck,” you’ll say softly, sliding a pistol over to him.

He’ll look up at you, which is really down on you (he’s a miniature anthropomorphic giraffe), with red rimmed eyes, blinking once, twice, three times before licking his lips and removing a flask from his hip pocket.

“Didn’t much care for the quiet anyway,” he’ll say before taking a swig and licking his lips once more with his massive blue tongue.  He’ll follow you to your care, where he’ll awkwardly splay himself in the backseat, head poking forward, so that he rides with his face next to your sister’s.

“What’s your story?” he’ll ask her.  She’ll smile back knowingly, prompting a frown from you.  You need Neck, but you’re not sure how you feel about him fucking your sister.

Congratulations on Convincing the Giraffe to Join You!