After your wife leaves you’ll realize, for a fleeting
second, that maybe purring with your lips pursed isn’t the best way to get her
attention.
“Brrrrrr-maybe I should’ve said I loved her once or twice,”
you’ll announce to the empty room that once held all of your possessions.
“Probably,” the magic squirrel that manifests when you take
too many ludes will respond before bursting into flames and making you throw
water all over your kitchen until he dematerializes.
Congratulations on Finally Not Making That Noise with Your
Mouth!
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