Friday, April 26, 2013

Congratulations on Destroying the Greatest Tree in the World!



Today you’re going to destroy the greatest tree in the world.

You’ll do so my crushing a tiny little oak seed pod under your foot in the future.  The tree, which was going to be the first time travelling tree, was also going to start a nation of trees that would one day wipe out all mankind.

So fuck all the hippies – you did okay in our book.

Congratulations on Felling the Greatest Tree in the World!

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