Today you’re going to destroy the greatest tree in the
world.
You’ll do so my crushing a tiny little oak seed pod under
your foot in the future. The tree, which
was going to be the first time travelling tree, was also going to start a
nation of trees that would one day wipe out all mankind.
So fuck all the hippies – you did okay in our book.
Congratulations on Felling the Greatest Tree in the World!
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