Congratulations on Finding Out What Her Asshole Tastes Like!

Today you’re going to eat the ass of that girl you always had a crush on in high school. Granted it’ll be ten years after you’ve graduated and she’ll have gained a bunch of weight and shit out two kids, but it’ll still be her and you’ll still be filled with trepidation as you pull her soft cotton underthings over the curve of her ass, stroking the cellulite which has come to cover her body. You’ll breathe deeply and cough at the overpowering scent of perfume, covering up the fact that she’d just spent the last twelve hours on flights getting here.

You’ll suffer through it and set to work, lapping and nipping obediently, fervently, as if you were worshipping her genitals. Your tongue will carve a wide swath along her nether regions, moving rapidly, intently, violently and gently in turn. Before long you’ll have her writhing, positioning herself awkward above you with one leg over your shoulder.

She’ll have gained quite a bit of weight, which isn’t something you begrudge her. No one stays the way she did forever. But it’ll make manhandling her unwieldy, and when she slips a little bit she’ll end up splaying herself across your face in such a way that it’s just as easy to lap at her asshole as it was to linger on her vagina.

So you’ll go for it. You’re a game kind of person, up for anything. And when you work your tongue at her anus you’ll hear her let out a moan. It’ll be clear that this is what she wanted, what she’s wanted for years but been horrified to ask for, even from her husband. She’ll convulse with each probe, clutching at your hair, her fingers threatening to wrench your very follicles from your scalp.

It would be perfect, if only her asshole didn’t taste distinctly of shit. You knew it was a possibility going into this, but you had no idea just how hard it would be to deal with. It’ll be overpowering, distracting, distressing. It will taste like she hasn’t wiped properly in weeks, like fetid food has been leaking out of her body for hours and hours.

You’ll know it’s just sweat pooling and the stress of travelling, and you won’t complain. But as you feverishly work at her anus with your tongue, taking grim satisfaction in her ululations above you, you’ll be thinking in the back of your head that her anus would probably have always tasted like this, and that all those years you spent thinking she was some kind of goddess, you were just acting the fool.

Congratulations on Finding Out What Her Asshole Tastes Like!