Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Congratulations Tweens!



A tween, so occluded by the attention of the people around him or her and his or her self-awareness, might be able to twerk.  A tween so twerking might escape notice, but far more likely a tween twerking will attract attention to their situation, moving up and down wildly, as if twerking were life.  A tween so aligned might twerk their way into their lover's heart, or a tween, so twerking, might fail miserably at doing so, might embarrass oneself or crash into a table and light a portion of a house on fire.

A tween so twerking might become a twerking machine, incapable of cessation of said twerk activity, perpetually trapped in a framework of movement known as twerk, undulating up and down selectively.  A tween so twerking might become famous, might stick their tongue out, might capture the spirit of a nation or just one boy or girl for years to come.  A tweek so twerking might get ripped as needed to sustain such action, but we here at Sexy Results do not advise that tweens twerk under the influence, as the power of twerk is not to be underestimated and tweens, as well as know are dangerous.

Whatever happens, whatever the outcome, we recommend that all sober teens of sound mind and body twerk at some point during the day today.  I mean, do you have a good reason not to?  #YOLO

Congratulations Tweens!

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