Mondays, am I right?
Who needs them? Hardworking germ
warfare scienticians, that's who!
Scienticians like your creators, who were sciencing pretty god damn hard
on the day they came up with your sexy little bod.
See you're a collection of weaponized germs, and today
you're going to get released to the public.
At first, people will be a little uncertain. They'll be all, "Is this the best time
to expose the world to a virulent plague of our own making?" And you'll be all like SHAZAM! and boom, half
the population will be dead within four days.
By the end of the month, nearly all of mankind will be replaced with
germ filled corpses. Within a year, the
handful of survivors who didn't die horribly because of you will all finally
finish the messy business of wiping each other out, which will leave you as the
dominant life form on the planet. Have
fun with Earth! Or at least, what's left
of it now that we're done.
Congratulations Germ Warfare!
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