Saturday, April 12, 2014

Congratulations Million and First Man!



When you arrive on the street he'll hold up his hand, meticulously gloved.

"Sorry," he'll murmur.

"What?"  You'll really want to attend that march that he's acting as some kind of conceptual doorman to.

"We at capacity."  You'll be so upset that you won't even think to correct his poor elocution, particularly unfortunate given the circumstances surrounding his presence.  Instead you'll just throw up your hands and start to huff.

"Don't you get how this is the exact kind of exclusionary behavior this event is aimed at combating?  And how your very presence is a demonstration that this event is simply not living up to its own full potential?"

He'll look at you for less than a second before shaking his head.

"You're not getting in."

You'll walk away, thoroughly discouraged, and get on a bus back to Boston.  On the ride, you'll work on lesson plans, and wonder, for a few furtive moments, if an organization that wouldn't let one more person into a million person event really has society's best interests at heart.  It will tug at you for a long while, until the scenery pulls your attention away and you tumble into your own consciousness, pondering the passage of space around you.

Congratulations Million and First Man!

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