Thursday, January 2, 2014

Congratulations Wonderful Fountain!



"Fucking fatass."

The woman will turn around, eyes wild, searching for whoever spat the invective at her.  She'll see nothing: just you, burbling and bubbling away while she stands there, ice cream melting over her hand, frown spreading across her face.  She'll approach your surface and toss a handful of coins in, which will leave you with a pleasant sensation, as if a dozen tinny fingers are massaging the substance of your being, your not-body.

As she continues to look around you'll suppress your laughter, just barely.  If people found out you were a sentient fountain that just randomly insulted people, they'd probably pull you out of the ground and stick you in a laboratory, which would be awful.  It would be very difficult to look up teenaged girls' skirts in a laboratory.

Congratulations Wonderful Fountain!

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