Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Congratulations Dolph Lundgren!



Oh god!  Is it you?  It really is you!

We loved you back in the days, back when you were fighting Schwarzenegger and -

Wait, what?  We genuinely thought that was you.  What about when you were Flash Gor-

Oh.  Wait, who are you?

Oh!  I mean, that was good.  The last good Rocky movie, definitely, yeah.  Did you do anything else?

What, with Van Damme?  Huh.  Well, what have you been up to lately?

Oh.  Huh.  With who?

That sounds fun.  Anything else?

Really?  How many sequels?

Wow.  And there's a solid audience for that?

Yeah, you're right.  I guess dads do need movies.  Well, we've got to go.  Have a good one.

Congratulations Dolph Lundgren!

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