Friday, January 17, 2014

Congratulations on Putting Those Night Vision Goggles to Good Use!



Your neighbor made the mistake of building an all glass bathroom.  It wasn't a great idea on her part, and she refuses to back down even a little, saying that curtains strung up every which-a-way to block the eyes of peeping Toms would ruin her shower time fun time.  So she prances, flounces, nertz and warfs about, simpering and willowing in naught but her sweet sweet skin (and sometimes a terricloth bathrobe).

You can hardly be blamed for peeking.  And frequent peeking, we all know, leads to getting caught.  Getting caught means getting a restraining order and a standing order that if you're caught in any way attempting to spy on your neighbor, you'll be sent to jail for four months of, as the judge put it "getting raped in the shower."

That means once a week your house is inspected for telescopes, binoculars, and all of that.  But a loophole in the court order gave you an option: night vision goggles.

Sure, they're cumbersome, clumsy even, and they cost you two grand.  But with night vision goggles strapped to your face you can sit in perfect darkness while staring at your neighbor and jacking off into a bush.

Tonight you're gonna see some green boobies, and you're gonna like it.  Have fun discovering your new, somehow slightly less disturbing than usual fetish!  We'd also recommend looking at your dick with them on - it'll be quite the experience!

 Congratulations on Putting Those Night Vision Goggles to Good Use!

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