Tonight, you'll lean in to kiss your child goodnight and,
immediately afterwards, whisper in her ear:
"I farted."
She won't be happy about it.
Congratulations Whispering Farter!
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The Unfortunate Author
- Michael Grove
- A competitive screamer, the twenty five year old Michael Grove considers himself the consummate "twenty-something" as he currently the mean age between twenty and thirty. He busies himself gathering nuts for the winter and storing water, ammunition and novels by Phillip K. Dick for the coming zombie apocalypse.
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