Thursday, November 7, 2013

Congratulations Articulate Ape!



When you run out of the jungle and begin signing at the poachers rapidly one of them, one who has a deaf sibling, will gesture for his companions to hold their fire.

You'll make a quick 'thank you' sign, then rapidly digress into a series of signs, flashing them with such speed and accuracy that, while he'll be taxed to keep up, the poacher won't miss a single syllable/gesture.

"He's asking us, very politely, to leave his tribe be," he'll tell his friends.  "He used Conrad references in his request."

The poachers will look at one another, share a nod, then shoot you in the chest with a high powered rifle.  As you lay dying, you'll watch them walk into the woods, towards your village, while the one who spoke sign language signs back at you, 'Sorry.'

Next reincarnation, we recommend learning a more practical skill than signing literary references.

Congratulations Articulate Ape!

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