Every town requires tradespeople, but not every town
requires you. You, today, are Thomas the
Toothmaker. You craft teeth from other
larger, discarded teeth.
"Why would we ever need you?" the citizens of
Calgary will ask you when you arrive today.
"Do you like hockey?" you'll respond. The citizens of Calgary will look at one
another and nod in concurrence that hockey, in their estimation, is generally
an excellent pastime.
You'll just stare at them after that until they catch on and
start making a series of "oh" and "ah" sounds. After that they'll set your shop up right
nicely, give you some friendly Canadian tax breaks for having such a useful
business, and begin supplying you with the rare Sasquatch teeth you require in
order to work your odd, nigh mystical trade appropriately.
Congratulations Tooth Maker!
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