Congratulations Big Baby Bopper!

The applause will continue after you leave the stage.  They’ll beckon you back with their thunderous pattern.  You’ll look at your band mates and shrug.

“Guess we’d better get out there,” you’ll say with a wink.  Jerry will roll his eyes and toss the pants he was getting ready to put back on in the direction of the green room couch.  He’ll pick up his guitar and give his diaper a quick tug, to make sure it’s still in place.

You, Jerry, Phil and Tommy will step back out on stage, still dressed as adult babies.

“Thank you,” you’ll mumble into the microphone, dropping back into your stage persona.  “Let’s play another one you’ve heard before that you haven’t heard tonight,” you’ll all but moan into the microphone.  The ladies, and there will be ladies, will go wild.

You’ll launch into one of the Big Bopper hits with aplomb, rocking it in a way that would’ve made him proud, assuming he’s cool with adult men wearing diapers playing his hits.  Your rendition of Crazy Blues will floor everyone in the room, and the audience, which will consist primarily of adult babies and people in committed relationships with adult babies, will be getting down so hard that diapers will start dropping and genitals will start flopping around.

It’ll be one of the greatest nights of your life, arguably the best performance to date of an adult-baby-rockabilly band.  You’ll have opened up the genre for years to come with your amazing performance, and one intrepid iPhone user in the corner will have been watching, patiently holding his arm up and helping you make history later that night when he uploads his clip.

Congratulations Big Baby Bopper!